There was an earlier version in the late ‘80s or early ‘90s that had the weights sliding on spokes on the wheel itself. It was at a now defunct sporting goods store. I rode it briefly out of curiosity, but don’t recall what it was like other than thinking it was mechanically interesting, but not something I wanted. I…

The original commercials for the Land Rider were hilariously awful. In true infomercial style, they would show people completely flummoxed by changing gears, as if they were trying to solve a Calculus 3 problem. The over-the-top mannerisms, the exasperated expressions, the ridiculous testimonials about how hard…

Bet he has a back-the-blue Punisher sticker on his civilian lifted truck. Total badass.

Also, he emptied his clip and the sergeant also fired hers into the car....miracle they didn’t kill the guy handcuffed in the back.

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

Wow, Maher took time out of his rants against masks, lockdowns, & vaccines to mention something else!

The lead photo is of two big trucks.

Jalopnik sucks.

Why does this upset you so?

I have followed every presidential election since Ford/Carter. Trump was the first president I can remember listening to that actually sounded stupid. 

If you keep clicking on the stories that “suck” then they will learn that exact lesson. They will continue to publish those types of stories.

convoy

In today’s news that should surprise absolutely no one: Immigrants who come here to seek a better life, provide for their families, and just want to be left alone are less of a public threat than a militia of drunk and armed rednecks.

He’s always claimed he is not a know it all and will do better regarding misinformation.

Oh that makes it totally ok because his audience totally doesn’t repeat everything he says like a parrot. I mean, here you are repeating his insipid  damage control like a fucking parrot.

Not as dumb as the boys believing Joe Rogan. 

my kind of stanley products

2024 Bingo Card is gonna be lit.

“The convoy is expected to reach Eagle Pass by Saturday, where they will...I don’t know exactly?”

Go to the bathroom on themselves, most likely.

*checks calendar

I don’t want interesting from Seinfeld. I want funny. And it was not.