I’ve said this before on other Jackass-adjacent posts, but Bam always rubbed me the wrong way and I attributed that to the fact that he is the only Jackass person who actually seems mean-spirited. It’s unfortunate to see him just continue to circle the drain, but also not surprising. I doubt getting clean would make…

Did you buy a large vehicle and make a public park your home? Will you help take care of said park? Come at me, but make it make sense

So, what’s it like to be completely stupid?

Wow wait until they find out that Bud Light’s actual goal is to make as much money as possible by selling their beer to as many people as possible and that they’re willing to invest in marketing campaigns that target people other than dudes that wear Oakleys on the back of their head in order to accomplish that goal.

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

Hell yeah, hook it to my veins.

Fuck the haters, I’m a millennial of a certain age and I am here for this shit.

So, to be clear, they already send out permissions slips to the parents before letting the kids watch it. And 2 (and apparently only 2) parents declined to provide permission. So their kids never saw the movie. They then petitioned to have it banned altogether.  However, the 99% of parents who did sign the permission…

Cognitive dissonance is one of the hallmarks of fascism, so it’s not weird at all, it’s exactly what you would expect.

He’s right. Yeah both parties are bad but only one party wants to do absolutely nothing about school shootings. Only one party is banning things they don’t like. Only one side is taking away the rights of LGBTQ. The right to an abortion. It’s ironic how the right fears the left banning and taking their guns, but that…

These idiots always go on about how their oh-so-innocent children are too young to learn about these thing but have no goddamn problem with Black children of the same age having to experience it.

Actual Conservative legal theory should be very pro-abortion. A person making decisions about their body should not be anything the state has influence on. It was weird during COVID when Conservative legal scholars were making pro-abortion legal arguments fighting agains vaccine mandates and Liberal scholars making…

... homophobia and hatred of transpeople.

“But maybe I’m selling this episode short”

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Oppressor on the streets, reply guy in the sheets.

It’s been said, but Adam Driver really does look like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory. That picture is just a stretched out John Wick but with a goatee instead of a patchy beard.

Titanic.

“Mythosaur” just might one-up “unobtainium”.

I didn’t think he was pandering.... I thought: 1) wasn’t really that funny or new. 2) Some guy with two daughters (one in college) talking about how he likes to date “young p***y” is just fucking gross.