A new study shows that 100% of the people who use “woke” as a pejorative are raging assholes. 

Nothing tells me someone is a reactionary  idiot I should ignore like them using the word “woke” 

They will buy a pizza pie and then light it on fire.

They’ll boycott Pizza Hut the same way they’ll boycott the NFL, MLB, Keurig, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Kellogg, and dozens of other companies.  The net effect will be the companies don’t lose a single customer because Goldfish (the crackers, not the animal) have longer attention spans than the average bigot.

When I was a kid I had to join the NRA in order to receive my first hunting license (1969). In the early 80's, I learned the NRA was no longer about hunting and target shooting — it was purely a commercial entity (though quietly in the background). The NRA shifted toward protecting & supporting gun manufacturers,…

This man can barely put together sentences and he won?

Not racism, that motherfucker is stupid.

Unfortunately he will lose all that money buying racehorses with lupus, and investing in a chain of Depression-era burger stands...

The Wolf is indeed dead. 

As we are reminded again and again (especially here), just because something makes money doesn’t mean it’s good.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

I’ve got their solidified content vertical right here! AC, DC, what ever they need.

We had a solidified content vertical in our bathroom plumbing last year - the RotoRooter guy couldn’t clear it (still charged us though) and we had to replace the whole drain trap.

But where’s the paradigm shift?!?!

I’m surprised it wasn’t referred to as a synergistic solidified content vertical.

toying with the idea of turning DC into its own solidified content vertical.

I keep hoping this show jumps far enough into the future that the robots have risen up and we see later generations of Pearsons as their slaves.

If there’s anything I know about Gilbert Gottfried, it’s that he would want nothing more than to have us make tasteless jokes about his death less than a week afterwards. Afraid I can’t think of any right now, but RIP regardless.

Republicans love a blank slate onto which they can project their preferences. Especially if that blank slate can give them a get-out-of-racism-free card.