Note to self: Avoid any movie that showcases lines like “I didn’t sign up for this” and “You want to play with me?!” in the ads.

That’s probably how the Haas guys are getting around right now.

I wish this style of entertainment reporting would come back. And bring back the use of “boffo”

Yes, merging in general, whether onto a freeway, or with road construction 2 lanes down to 1, is a consistent mess here in the metro.  People either not understanding that it’s their job to match the speed of the traffic on the highway, or people on the highway speeding up as you merge to make sure you don’t merge in…

Yeah, these look like someone put them in Photoshop and deliberately boosted the shadows to the point of washout. 

He and Kayne should have that man to man talk while in the rocket and then when they shake hands and come to terms with each other, we watch them get ejected into space. 

colin jost: and now, here to talk about his recent trip to space, we have our very own pete davidson.

While I’m sure they’ll figure something out, it is pretty clear that they need new outrages to keep them on track. The mask and vaccine mandates are ending (even here, in San Francisco, with no protests! Imagine that), pretty much all the red states have passed their voting restrictions and abortion restrictions and…

it’s a bunch of bullshit to appease a “god” that doesn’t exist.

If the internet had never existed, she would just have been a dead former actress “remembered from a sitcom or two and a guest appearance on Fantasy Island as ‘Elderly Fuckbot #4'”

Man, I know French Dispatch is one of Anderson's more divisive movies, but I was hoping it would get at least a screenplay nod or something.

The MAGAts that I know praising this convoy crap are the same annoyances that were saying protests in Minneapolis that block traffic should all be charged with felonies and or killed outright. https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/05/31/breaking-semi-truck-appears-to-drive-through-protest-marchers-on-i-35w-bridge/

No.

same. I just kinda wave at assholes now. I’m sure they know I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not being aggressive either.. passive aggressive, I guess, but whatever. - like you said, “Ain’t worth it”

I used to be all about flipping people off if they tailgated me or cut me off, etc. Now I just let things roll because in the last 30-ish years since I got my license road rage has gone from getting the bird back at you to this kind of shit. Ain’t worth it. Let the other idiot think they win - at least you can walk…

It’s okay, according to our Supreme Court, this jackass is a “well regulated militia”. Freedom upheld!

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Wanna do a sequel? Look into their batshit beliefs revolving around fictitious personhood. Basically, they claim that when you’re born, the government creates a fictitious “corporation” with your name, and that corporation is what’s responsible for all acts of commerce/etc.

I am just fanning the air with my open hand really fast and your face keeps somehow getting in the way.