A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Kudos to the Padres, really thinking outside the balks to get that win.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

Impossible Germany, unlikely Sudan.

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

A half-bicycle is just one cycle, dude.

Apparently we’re not

2 hours ago.

That dog is a pretty cool dog.

It looks to me like the umpire is taking Lynn’s lunch order.

Okay, let’s try this. Show me, with references to at least somewhat authoritative sources, why the phrase is “suped-up” and how it predates “souped-up.”

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

I must be the only person alive that wants to see Tebow play in the NFL again. And I’m an eagles fan. AND I hated Tebow in college.

“Hey guys, check it out! I’m a Met!”