What about the string of greats released by The Asylum? San Andreas Quake? Road Wars? Actually, just read through this page:

No! The best way to cook pizza rolls is in a deep fat fryer. If the oil is hot enough, they even end up less greasy than in the oven! The only drawback is the 5 second window between perfectly-cooked and explosively disgorged of toppings.

No crazy customer story would ever surprise me, and that makes me wonder if some of my normal customer stories would blow everyone’s minds.

The Carol Jones story reminded me of one. I work the door (checking IDs) at a local pub, and I have to put up with a bunch of people who think they are too old to show an ID. One gentleman came in with his 21 year and 2 day old son and thought he was above the law for presenting an identification. He told me I was…

As a die-hard Aggie (FTACO’96) I cannot tell you how happy this makes me. Our (now dead) rivalry was always better when both teams do well, and Charlie Strong’s steady hand bodes well for their program. Bevo XIV is owned by an Ag, I hear, and there is a great large animal veterinary hospital at his disposal if he…

I’m not complaining, but do you have any idea why a lot of your videos don’t show up on my firefox? I can watch them on my phone just fine, but they never show up on my computer browser. Keep up the great work!

According to “persecutors?”

Can’t wait for Van Pelt to try this Ballimerese on Tim Kurkjian.

This is not an aerospace engineering problem, a procurement problem, or a development problem. This is purely a government problem/military-industrial-complex problem. Until we have decent leaders diverged from disgustingly corrupt politicians, we will continue to see effective platforms retired before their time. The…

“And it turns out she sort of has a good reason,”

“Peruse” is a word, but only since the late 15th Century. Making more sense TO YOU is not a prerequisite for words or phrases. (Park in a driveway? Drive in a parkway?)

HOW IS THAT MUSIC NOT THE BEST? But seriously, thank you for knowing the music and explaining the music. Art is about appreciation and I appreciate the hell out of Wesley Willis.

Non-lethal is not a thing. Your second descriptor, “less lethal,” is the acceptable term.

As much as I dreaded Tebow the commentator on the SEC Network before I saw him, the man has some really good things to say about football, and I hope the SECN picks him up, again. Tebow the commentator is better on television than 90% of the people covering NCAA football and 95% of the people covering the NFL.

Oh, sigh.

Yeah, A-Punk’s not Contra

Is Pinkham’s Lawing Pinkham’s Law going to be known as Pinkman’s Law from now on?

If only there had been some sort of temporary vomit container provided by the airline. Something to tuck into the seatback pockets, maybe? Some sort of “airsick bag” or something. People are the worst.

Asphalt is pitch and sand/gravel. Pitch burns like a motherfucker.