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Get Carter is a masterpiece, quite possibly the best British film I’ve ever seen.

I heard it’s because the Rock is too chickenshit and candy-assed to go toe to toe with Superman.

Flash Gordon to Croupier is an impressive range for a director.  

That’s a relief! Black Adam ought to stick to getting beat down by the Shazamily.

Gunn realizes what works best for DC is to lean in on all of its goofiness instead of Snyder’s grimdark horseshit. He gave us Starro the Conquerer, he should do more of that. Give me Mr. Myxlplyx. Give me Bat-Mite. Give me Detective Chimp. Give me Mr. Mind. Give me Jimmy Olsen marrying a goddamn gorilla.

See, if they back down now they might have to admit they were wrong about Snyder’s movies, so it’s ride or die time.

I’m amazed at how committed Snyderverse fans are and from what I’ve read on Twitter and Reddit, it is almost all Snyder fans.

Sometimes it be like that. 

It’s awful but I can’t find Clue so I guess we’re stuck with it tonight?

It took way too much time to setup, only to end up as a mess on the floor?

Disney would be foolish to associate with Depp anymore. Regardless of the outcome of the trial he is far too controversial and polarizing. Disney wouldn’t touch him now with a 50 foot pole. 

Exactly, the role got flanderized. 

How much did you get paid for this dickride?

Meh. Depp’s Jack Sparrow is never going to be as good as he was in the first Pirates movie, because that was the only Pirates movie that wasn’t written with his goofy Jack Sparrow affect in mind. 

Mandate from management on high.

Got the wrong trailer for “By the Grace of the Gods Season 2"

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I can’t picture any version of Trigun without H/T as its opening theme.

A 51 slide, slideshow?