I can see where you’re reading that in, but given that Taika Waititi is deuteragonist of the gayest thing to release this year, I’m guessing it’s meant to be read as “Star-Lord still doesn’t like Thor, feels very jealous of him, and would like for him to leave the crew” and not “Star-Lord is very worried that people…

I mean, you COULD read it like that, and with his history, it’s not a huge leap, but I’m pretty sure that was a “family vs not-quite-family” thing. I mean, Drax was right there in the first shot, and I’m pretty sure he’s not in love with Mantis.

Oh come on.

It is interesting that Endgame’s time travel shenanigans somewhat salvage the better parts of Dark World, namely the parts with Rene Russo.

The implication is that Steve returned Mjolnir to Asgard basically right after it was taken. Thus nothing was changed, really.

But will we get Pluto, lord of the underworld, posing as a film executive to trick Herc into signing a bogus contract?

I thought the first Thor was pretty good. Chris looked stupid with his dyed beard, but generally the film was fun.

This is exactly the kind of movie I need in my life right now. 

I have to admit, a few scenes had me chuckling out loud. Looks like a good, fun, BRIGHT palette cleanser

“us Thor fans have been real patient”

All hail Citizen Gav, ultimate arbiter of what is and isn’t transphobic!

Push the button, Frank.

The movies are bad. It isn’t about the politics (which are also bad).

Lucky for you, there’s a very good summary here:

Well they would, if Harry Potter was still in these damn things. What people don’t care about is Dumbledore’s secret family tree from decades ago that has no bearing on actual lore in the present that made billions on billions.

Even as a HP diehard who has multiple wand replicas from Universal, the endless exposition and lore is both dizzying and boring, and almost none of these new characters have left any kind of indelible mark (although Dan Fogler is trying his damndest, he’s great). A spinoff series that promised to be basically Wizard…

Woof, turns out no one actually gives a crap about Dumbledore’s secrets

I know this is gonna break your heart, but in the grand scheme of things, the percentage of people who are actually mad at JK Rowling is very, very, very small.

You guys should’ve spent a week whoring yourselves out to the cast and crew.  That really seems to have helped make Father Stu a smash.

Yes because this film was so overwhelmingly Gay that it was made suitable for China’s ban on LGBT+ content by almost quite literally removing only two lines of dialogue...