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That’s the crossover where one of the bad guys ends up in the newspaper comic and leaves it alone because it’s so slow moving and uneventful, right?

Instead of them taking his name off, why doesn’t he take their name? Then USC will be the one accused of all the terrible things he did.

^This right here deserves to be one of those posts with a 3-digit number of upvotes (oops, sorry, “recommendations,” ugh).

I’m struck that “if I’m being honest” has replaced “to be honest” which was itself an update of “honestly.” Sure, language evolves, but in every other instance the new model is shorter and/or easier to type, whereas this one just keeps adding syllables.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

I’m ashamed to admit this but it’s methamphetamine

Hitting my older brother on the foot with a hammer, ala Tom n’ Jerry.

Id like to point out my message in support of net neutrality was deleted. I found this out by using the NY AG’s page to search for copies of my comment (in case there were fakes, which has been reported) and found my original post was gone.

HAW HAW HAW

Politics Corner - This Year in Jerusalem edition. Trump decided that what America (and the world) needed is a new international crisis, so he decided to create one. I have never believed for a moment in the ‘Trump is playing super-chess’ theory. Because he is Trump. But I DO believe in the ‘Trump shits on the board to

Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say

Yes! I love his enthusiasm for absolutely everything that crosses his path.

Im going to go ahead and skip Paul F Tompkins and Lauren Lapkus. they are the obvious MVPS. That being said:

Dagmar The Small is my newest fave. Jessica McKenna has been killin’ it.

I really like John Lennon as well, just because he always stays so positive and is nice to everyone. He’s one of the few characters that doesn’t devolve into self-loathing and dick jokes.

I recently really like Chief and Bone Queef.

Favorite CBB characters, go!

At this point in time, K-Mart appreciates any jokes that involve them having customers.

On the one hand - rushing headlong into a dystopian hellscape where all economic activity is controlled by one company, a company which exerts total control over all world governments and every aspect of our lives.