you know, there’s a much much simpler way to understand all this that is not only more accurate but kinder?

Damnit that first sentence was a perfect set up of what its like to eat domino’s pizza. You zigged when you should have zagged, but I still respect the outcome.

I mean, what I want is for you to realize that there was no reason to say “#notallmen”. That saying that is actually counterproductive and makes people think you suck.

I read his statement more like

I don’t want to sound like some kind of conspiracy theorist, but do these words sound a little insincere to anyone else, not to mention of a different tenor to his last statement? I wonder if he’s come under some sort of pressure, from Twitter (who could perhaps take some legal action if he breached the terms of his…

Yup. You know who doesn’t run on identity politics? Christians with strong conservative backgrounds who want to ensure other Christians with strong conservative backgrounds that they share an identity.

Ugh. You’re the worst.

Careful everyone, Prince Ruprecht is getting upset enough that he might whip his dick out.

#butprettymuchallmen

He looks like he found a vegetable on his hamburger.

So, here’s where your whole disingenuous argument falls apart, for me. Who, exactly, do you think is getting “bogged down on nonsense like Christmas decorations”? I see 150ish comments on this article; each of which probably took less than a minute to craft. Hell, I’m certain my office spent more time and effort…

Hey now, no need to become an emotional basket case who in unable to carry on a logical, rational conversation. You really need to stop and ask yourself why you think comparing the elegant first lady of the United States to a brutal dictator is fine and dandy.

When they returned, there were no Safelite parades. No one shook their hands. In fact, people spit on them. Well, actually, they spit on the windshields, but still...

If you insist, then yes. I’m just trying to find common ground, and here you are saying that she is Pol Pot. I’ll take your word for it, because you are arguing in good faith and all and.

If she were married to a “liberal” President, there would still be jokes, but they’d likely be about the how the bleak, scary, kind of experimental aesthetics of the decorations reflect the darker and more baffling aspects of Slavic culture - the AVClub would probably drop a Worker and Parasite reference.

“Ah, honey? I know I said I’d let you take care of the decorating, and you’ve done a heck of a job, beautiful job, nice, tasteful. I just ... Melania, is there anything you want to talk to me about? Anything on your mind?”

I’m glad everyone has already made the helicopter murder jokes that I came here to make. Good job, internet.

I think it’s common knowledge that Landis turned a blind eye to a lot of things, including child labour laws, in order to keep the paychecks coming in.

Yeah, this asshole’s actions contributed to the deaths of Vic Morrow, Myca Dihn Le, and Renee Shin-Yi Chen, but at least he didn’t grope anybody, amirite?

I don’t know what there’s really to get about it. It’s the show where they talk to interesting people. It’s right there in the tagline.