I suspect they’re more interested in subjugation than conjugation.

True story, at Playwrights Horizons in NYC a few years back, there was a play whose title I cannot recall, in which a white woman’s deceased black husband’s ashes were in a jar. A character says, “Maybe he’d like to be scattered over the Brooklyn Bridge.” It’s basically never brought up again.

At the Q&A, with the…

Social justice in the sense of creating greater social mobility and making class, race, gender, and other social groupings less of a hindrance to individuals’ outcomes over the course of a lifetime.

I worked for Neopets for 14 years. AMA.

Rumor has it she’s still trying to figure out how to get through that door in NeoQuest.

This is why nobody has seen David Miscavige’s wife in years. She got addicted to this shit.

Timothy Olyphant would be great as Moon Knight.

I know this street well. My dad worked for IBM for years at 330 N Wabash. We lived in Berwyn and my Dad would take the train in and hike over to the building everyday. When we had days off or in the summer my mom would load us on the train to go visit dad at work for lunch or dinner. Lot of Cheeseburgers eaten…

Team. TEAM. I had gone to see Star Wars by myself when my kiddo was in school and I was already off work, and I’m sitting there watching this preview like oh that’s Chicago. Oh that’s Wacker. Oh that’s on my corner looking at Marina Towers. Oh there goes the gorilla DESTROYING THE LEO BURNETT BUILDING WHERE I WORK. I…

Come hang out at Terence Howard’s remote bayou compound, so he can explain to you in detail how he singlehandedly reinvented math.

I actually prefer Return of the Joker, but it’s really splitting hairs at the top of that pile.

Jefferson Twilight, who can scan for Blaculas. Nope. No Blaculas.

In a weird way, that makes you the perfect audience for the show.

I feel you. I had that problem with Mandy Moore in the early 2000's. I can tell you it’s going to suck now, but I promise, it’s going to get better. You’re going to look at this ex as something that was wonderful, but got you on the path to whatever greatness awaits you. I promise.

This show is the source of my all time favorite line of dialogue:
[After buying a banana holder at the store]
Get off the counter bananas, you fancy now!

It’s true. When you’re younger and see it, it doesn’t register, but as you get older you realize the scariest monster Serling would ever conjure was MIDDLE AGE.

Although I barely paid attention to this episode when I was younger, now that age has helped me understand Martin’s dilemma a little better this has become my favorite one of the series.

Jeff Goldblum? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely at this press event?

The unions are REALLY strict who can say and do what on set. The crew’s hands are tied.

Worse, he quit before yelling “Cut!”, so they’re still filming. By day eight, the craft services table was empty, and they had to eat Scoot McNairy, virtually guaranteeing him an Emmy.