My love of absurdist humor definitely started as a young kid watching rerun of Night Court. I still love this show so much.

The first time I really heard it addressed as something that had become problematic was Californication by RHCP. I mean, that album is unlistenable for a variety of reasons, but the shit mastering didn't help. I've heard it referenced as one of the first glaringly noticeable records where the mastering job was more of…

I'd happily pay for a bucket of KFC fried chicken skin. IDGAF.

And the exit interview is awkward.

Back when I was a kid, the jukebox had Electric Avenue on it, which was a hit at the time. I have an unbelievably vivid memory of being 6 or 7 at a Pizza Hut, and the jukebox glitching and dying during that song. I can seriously remember exactly how it slowed down to Satan's voice pitch for a moment, then skipped and…

Pizza Hut is purely nostalgia. I have so many memories tied to Pizza Hut as a kid in the 80's. I can still eat it, and enjoy it, despite knowing it's pretty low-tier stuff. Same for Papa Gino's. I had Gino's recently, and it basically flooded my sense memory. Fuck it…I'm not going to pretend I don't like it.

Matthews is another one of those musicians who are pretty accomplished guitarists that make dreadful music, and are insufferable douchnozzles.

Yeah. He's a really good guitarist. He's somehow managed to take the usual snoozefest white guy blooze thing and make it interesting to listen to. Maybe it's because he's also into guys like Garcia enough to give it a little spin, but I enjoy listening to him play, which is something I can't say for guys like Clapton.

I don't know…but I'm seriously rethinking going in on that Laura Prepon Grey Poupon Crouton Groupon.

He had a typically Steve Albini opinion of the whole Wax Trax scene.

There's a great podcast called Kreative Kontrol, and there was an episode with Ian and Steve Albini, and the subject of Pailhead came up. Albini, of course, had nothing nice to say about Jourgenson, but Ian said it was just a thing he did, didn't really know Al all that well at the time, and didn't realize that there…

There are a surprisingly good number of mom and pop gas station/convenience store type places with good food. The sort of places that turn up on diners, drive ins and dives, if you can stomach Guy Fieri for more than 5 seconds.

I suppose that the connection is pub fries, and the fact that Andy Capp is a lovable wifebeating drunk.

Yeah…that place. Years and years ago, as a young, optimistic 19 year old, I was spending a summer touring around the east-coast with my band, and ended up at one…I don't entirely remember where but it was south enough that when we walked in the first person i saw looked up at me and my long hair and muttered "fuckin'…

Bonus points for using a picture of Sabbath during the incredibly short-lived Glenn Hughes era.

I find it less concerning than the alt-right's obsession with cuckoldry. For a bunch of white supremacists, they are REALLY into the idea of black guys banging their wives. It's just confusing.

I just want to go on record and say that I didn't think it was possible for Kerry King to not be the biggest meathead in Slayer.

"I'm 15 minutes in…I'm getting the feeling that this song doesn't have a chorus." - me listening to any Phish live recording

He *DID* make a record with Kelley Deal, Jimmy Chamberlin, and Jimmy Flemion (the Frogs)…which blew my mind when I learned about this….

Jeez, way to spoil the next season opener.