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Still my favorite of the Zelda series. This one was perfect in every way.

Terminus lost me because the brain trust of that operation looked like a pack of dot-com era web design nerds. And we all know that they don't have the upper body strength to take over a human, much less eat them.

In order for MM to be math, Issac would have to tune his guitar.

That's not really surprising, though, given how badly they hate-fucked the entire Governor storyline into mediocrity.

Zombie tigers? Come on. That's just ridiculous.

I'm just thinking now that in a story where the dead rise and eat the living, the pet tiger was the thing I found ridiculous, which is ridiculous.

This is about the point where I tapped out in the comic. Mostly because I couldn't get on board with a guy with a pet tiger in the apocalypse. It just seemed ridiculous.

She forgot all about her sister within an episode or two after she died.

Put him against a brick wall backdrop, have him do Bill Hicks bits, and laugh away the rest of your days in the apocalypse.

The Money Pit. That is my answer to that question.

I would watch a spinoff series of T Dog and Shane getting into whacky hijinks in the apocalypse together. The "white people are like this, and black people are like this!" jokes practically write themselves.

I think we can all agree now that TWD has been on the downward slide ever since they lost T Dog. This is clear now.

My impression was that he probably knew Iommi or someone close to the band at the time. Bev Bevan from ELO was in Sabbath here and there around that time, too.

I find that Stone Gossard, as infrequently as he takes solos in Pearl Jam, tends to be more interesting melodically.

McCready's SRV worship pretty much insures he'll never play an interesting solo.

He also wrote the music to a couple tunes on Vs. "Go" for sure, and I think he contributed music to a couple more. I remember an interview around the release where Gossard pointed out that Dave was also a decent guitar player and wrote some riffs that made it on the album.

All His Suits Are Torn is one of their best tunes, IMO. Fat Mike, probably despite his best efforts to paint himself as some kind of goofy asshole, can really write a good serious song.

How It Feels To Be Something On, to me, had more in common with Yes than it did with Emo.

Her worst, as she sets your clothes on fire:
"WHO THE FUCK IS ALLISON?!!? WHY ARE YOU TEXTING HER?"
"Allison is my sister. WTF."

I am trying to think of a more depressing strip club scenario than a stripper dancing to Wish You Were Here.