I was told there would be elephants.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I bruised my hand raking leaves yesterday.

“And I’m banging your girlfriend too, and your mom. We all are.” -44

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

So long as no one calls it a donnybrook I’m neutral.

One of those delightful sports moments where, if it happened to you in a video game, you’d hit reset and claim the game was cheating.

Off topic, but so long as we’re talking LA area baseball, can we discuss the fact that the Yankees just played a home game 2,800 miles away from the Bronx? I know certain teams “travel well” but the Angels have Mike Trout, Shohei Ohtani, and an Albert Pujols who is a handful of at bats away from 3,000 hits, and…

I mean I might even start watching some Games, not just Highlights. Hell I might even learn who plays for what teams!

I second this, minus all of the gruesome injuries. I’ve watched more NBA this year than NFL, and that’s never been a thing with me. Ever.

He’s got nothing to lose (except brain function).

And Conor McGregor will challenge American Pharoah to an arm wrestling match for $25million.

Playing Higher Power’s Advocate:

1. Fired Jeff Fisher

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

Factoid the first: The Bills will play the Jaguars, coached by a guy they paid millions of dollars to quit after two years on the job.

Rodgers hasn’t taken a snap in two months, and gets a job over Kaepernick. I’m done with the nFL.

Yes, and I’m a Cubs fan! For fuck’s sake, none of these teams have any reason to be poor. Pay Manny Machado, ya dickheads.

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

More like ‘not’ stove.....amirite!?