Yeah, but two door coupes aren’t ugly AF. All of these hunchback CUVs are hideous. 

Came here for this. The Pedant in me is strong. 

Late reply, but I don’t know what area you are in, but I would assume in SoCal he is mostly snowboarding at Ski Resorts, with paved roads and parking lots... He just thinks he needs 4WD to handle a little bit of snow in between plowings. 

I would assume he is talking about a 4th Gen not being under 10k. 6500 for a 3rd gen sounds like a lot, but I haven’t looked lately... 

mmm, It looks too much like a boring BMW 3-series wagon.

That must be why it smells so bad! 

The answer here is obvious:

I can’t honestly say that I hated that song, but not once did it occur to me that it was a Rock song. Definitely Folk/pop.

I do think we need to understand that “Rock” as a category is much wider than we think it is and has changed considerably over the decades but we never need to let “Ho Hey” enter that…

Yeah, but I appreciate the quirky usefulness of the cars I listed. I bought a stick shift element recently, and it’s honestly, one of my favorite cars now.

The Mercedes is a very useful and safe choice, but it’s not very Jalop and imagining the Accord as anything but a sedan, makes my brain eyes bleed. It’s a very…

How do you think they should be priced? These big luxo-trucks are already pretty damn expensive if you ask me. 

Now this is a list I can get behind

Yeah but the current gen Civic looks like butt. 

I really like the Accord, but I think it would look horrible as a wagon. Also the accord is a much bigger car than a Golf-wagen. 

The absurdity of this is that for every other vehicle on the list, he says “just offer it as a coupe, wagon, hatchback, etc” but he gets firm on the truck only being offered in regular cab, it’s silly, especially when you consider how easy it is for Ford to offer several different configurations.

Yes, a 400hp Golf R wagon would be ideal, please and thank you. 

What about a car like a Honda Element, or a Chevy Avalanche or, please hold, a SUBARU BAJA.

Foamectomy is for people who can almost fit, not us freaks who need to drop several inches. I dunno how shaq fit in an an NC, it has more leg room yes, but my head was shoved into the top worse than in my NA. 

You just gotta be willing to CUT the floor pan, weld in a lower floor pan, and BOOM, in business.

“If it’s any constellation to any who have also been soured by the absents of the big drop”

I sold a 3 year old WRX hatch for 22k, that I paid 24k new for. I had one guy email me to tell me how crazy I was for thinking I could get that much for a 3 year old car. I laughed all the way to the bank.