I got you on the back end... You said MSPaint right?

Ima let u finish, but the ZR1 has a top speed of 212 mph, and is offered as a convertible. 

I find that most eggnog sold in the store is watery mess, probably to appease the non-nog drinkers. So, thanks a lot for that.

I would hazard a guess that it has something to do with the distance of the camera in each photo. Probably harder to maintain the same look when the camera is inches from your face?

Asking a lot on all three fronts lol. I had a hatchback Toyota Celica as my first car, I was also disappointed that the FR-S wasn’t a hatch, real missed opportunity... 

I think u might just be broken... I keed.

I had a 2011 WRX hatch, which I should have kept forever because I am not a flatbill dudebro. It’s basically worth what I sold it for, which is almost what I paid for it new, I don’t know of any other car that offers basically 0% depreciation.

I have a Mk7 Golf R now, it’s…

Congratulations, my son is turning 2 next week. Hes amazing, and goofy like me. I love him with all my heart. I am glad you wrote this piece right away, when my boy was born I was filled with emotions and feelings that have mostly subsided, it was the best. 

But can you find a hydraulic strut in the woods?

Wiiiiiiiild Horsesssss, couldn’t drag me awaaaaaaay...

But apparently they got Kristin Lee. 

But aren’t these total meh to drive? 

I mean, they do call it a coin TOSS. So, clearly from what he understood, it was to bad a toss, not a FLIP. For all his whining about the NFL protests, I would hazard a guess that he has never actually watched a game. 

What about in movies where they are driving automatic cars WITH paddle shifters, but they manually shift using the up/down gear lever instead! 

Furthermore, I would argue, that I bet carrot strains have been modified plenty since then. But the original joke was pretty funny.

I mean why stop at two? I bet one club is good for at least 100

It doesn’t really matter who it is, if space wasn’t dedicated for his tricks, that sounds super lame. 

It has to NOT be just VW, since they mention a Porsche in the article. Also the e-tron name is an Audi thing.

I think Buick would love to have auto journalists praise their cars the way they praise all of Mazdas. I get that Mazda hasn’t throw out a lot of “Enthusiast cars” as of late, but they are definitely making cars that enthusiasts can recommend to their friends and family, stuff enthusiasts can drive as daily drivers,…

You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting and Aventador out here in CA... 

AND he definitely wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller, so he might be as short as 5'8". He came to our staff picnic one year when he was governor and several staff members stood next to him and said no way to the over 6' thing.