Yeah, sometime the ideas about certain cars that non-car people come up with makes me raise an eyebrow.

*facepalm*

what does your wife have against Miatas! lol

Current Garage is Mk7 Golf R/ NA Miata (track car)
Previously: C7 Corvette (only car)
Previously, previously: GR WRX Hatch/ AP1 S2000

You are doing it all wrong, I am telling you. 2 seater now, so that way when you have to get a hot hatch later, it looks like you are compromising...

On your current trajectory, you’ll be driving a CUV before the positive pregnancy stick hits the bathroom floor...

It did have a turbo... 

This is kinda hilarious. You bought a dad car right out of school friend, your WRX hatch is the perfect car for a young dad of 1-2 kids... You are totally wasting your 2 door 2 seater owning time, ask me how I know!

Y’all are so lost, DSG Golf R, obviously is the right answer.

I asked my wife the same question! She reminded me that we saw them when we still lived in Berkeley (college), I just checked the dates, it was 2008! A whole freaking decade ago! And the Racist grocer was there AKA Aziz Ansari before he made it big.

Wait, this car doesn’t exist? Like not even in Japan? I have raced against these so many times in Gran Turismo Sport I just figured it came out and we didn’t get it in the states... 

Starting to realize why my grandpa always had paper towels on him... I guess I need to do that. I was just thinking, maybe a hanky would work, but I think you are right, not nearly absorbent enough

My guess about that is, that you just start noticing the sweat in the other places, once the main culprit is sealed up. Honestly, I would rather sweat places that have clothing to absorb it than in my face, where I normally sweat a ton. 

Right? It’s like, have these people never sweated a day in their life? Do they not know what it feels like to be sweaty or something? The worst part is when I am barely sweaty and people say it though, and I am like “you think this is bad? just wait till I leave the air conditioned building!”

I can honestly say that I would be totally fine if it never got above 74 degrees again ever.

I am a prodigious face sweater, and people are constantly telling me how sweaty I am. It’s going to lead to aggravated assault charges someday.

Just say no to crossovers. 

No words on how much these custom designs cost, but in a romantic gesture, Offset surprised his bride, preempting their plans to set up a nursery in their soon-to-be new house by having the crib ready for Cardi’s return home from the hospital with baby Kulture.

Why are we still spending time on this?

I just want to say, enjoy your carbonated water kick while it lasts, I am back on beer and the occasional soda, there are probably 2 sparkling waters in the fridge now that will never be consumed.

The /s stands for sarcasm. 

What the hell is a “picnic park”. Are you just talking about a park? Or is this something we don’t have on the west coast.