Don’t kid yourself, Nissan Altima’s are garbage on wheels. Absolute garbage through and through.

No doubt!

Lol, you got me, I did have the cobb short shifter. That musta been it!

You realize that your 2017 has a Direct Injection 2.0 and a 6 speed vs the 2.5 5-speed combo that was standard kit for the previous generation right?

Dunno, never owned a hummer.

Mine rocked a solid 17 in city driving. That’s even with rarely invoking the dreaded skip shift. I think those improvements came with the new generation of engine though. Direction injection and all that.

Ah, the 68 mph thing explains a lot. Most people around here drive closer to 80mph on the highway.

With a tailwind, downhill? :p

I am calling fake news on this one, Subaru’s don’t get better mileage than anything!

I saw the interview, and it was certainly cringe-worthy, but what is the right response when Sharon Stone tells you she didn’t think she had a good body?

HAHAHAHA, Dad is that you?

OMG, I would trade in my Golf R today if this were the case. #daddreams

Nice to see this in print, we did the no gifts please for our son’s 1st birthday (which was at a brewery btw) and it mostly worked! It felt awkward to write, but we really did not want a bunch more stuff (my sons birthday is right before xmas to top it all off).

For me, it was not wanting my single and child-free…

“I’m not sure there’s another mundane technical practice quite so loaded with emotion”

Sure there is, pumping your own gas in OR.  

Maybe back in the days when TV was still in black and white, and there wasn’t a coffee shop on every corner...

Zuckerberg really does have adult stuff figured out doesn’t he.

I dunno, for whatever reason Coffee has been on the menu forever...

Move

I hope you are kidding...

Hahaha, true true. The worst experience are the stations with video advertisements, I swear they slow down the pumps at those stations so you are forced to endure their LOUD ads for longer...