Now I want a whole series of Star Wars versions of famous paintings.

Are you kidding? It looks awesome. Not in a normal way, its disgustingly ugly, but imagine how terrified everyone else on the road will be of you in it.

Utilitarian “truck”s can haul a sheet of OSB with the tail gate UP! I want to know how far it can drive at 0 degrees F towing a skid steer. The guy who did my solarium concrete work throws OSB in the bed and tows his around with a Chevy 1/2 ton.

and even us finicky critics seem to love everything he does.

Ruin Johnson is hipster knob and his fans are are hipster posers. Tlj was an illogical mess of garbage filled by mr egg mans ego. How do you fly behind the enemy, get to a casino, dick around for 2 days doing nothing, then fly to the enemy, dick around, do nothing, BUT the enemy can’t catch up to your slow a@@…

There are more people whining about crybabies than there are crybabies. That’s amusing. I wonder if they secretly agree but are too cowardly to admit it. 

I’m on board only if they bring back this Anakin.

(scoffs) “Skywanker...”

I want so badly to be excited about this movie. But JJ Abrams has fooled me too many times with his Star Wars and Star Trek movies. At this point I know what to expect. Trailers full of stupefying imagery, like incarnate storyboards, and then a subsequent movie where these visual setpieces are linked together by the…

Cue all the butthurt people complaining about the possibility of fanboys complaining about Star Wars woes.

Droid cancer. It’s terrible but it happens when they get old.

“The lead-up to the release of Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker has felt oddly uneventful”

Oh shit, Tipper Gore’s on Kinja!

Make Trebuchets Great Again.

This is the wrong place to complain about censorship of Japanese art. It never goes well around here.

The law exists to protect the interests of the rich, in this case, Sony.

So they're pre-loading excuses for it's failure, huh?

Why eat meat when you can just eat bugs? Don’t you know how healthy bugs are for you? Just eat the bugs man. Eat them. They’re good.

It was mentioned twice when it started and ended.  It was amazing, she was a lot of fun in it.  Also every day is better when you hear Dollys Mule Skinner Blues.