I can’t say for sure that gonorrhea testing is correct. But it is.

Made for TV Fever Ray is the most depressing thing...

you can’t say for sure it’s not correct

This is not a thing, FP. YOU ARE MAKING UP THINGS.

Dan Aykroyd’s mistress?

Glitter-puke-in-progress.

Quite obviously, Erin, she’s a Space Witch from planet Zorpulon 7.

conehead konehead kardashian

She’s the straight to video Lady Gaga. Diet Sia. Made for TV Fever Ray.

The 90s were good, and coming back in a major way. The only one of these looks I hated in a real way was #2.

Looks like she’s about to lip sync for her LIFE.

I think she's in the Legion of Superheroes. I want to say the Threeboot Era?

I first thought it was a Kardashian sister. (Zany outfit? Check. On-point makeup? Check.). Now I am convinced it is an extra from the new Star Wars movie.

When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.

May I have 55 words with you?

Does this mean they’ve finally perfected Marge Simpson hair technology?

Neutron Kardashian

Yeah, I gots nothing. But let me know if you figure it out because her forehead contouring is pretty good.

The answer to all your questions is: MAGIC. Brilliant, fantastic, octarine magic.