Hey, just a bit of light stalking to make sure you’re ok. You ok?

When will this blood sport get some serious regulation?

In her defense: she’s blonde.

That’s because when whites act out, it’s an individual thing, when minorities act out (especially black ones), it’s attributed to the whole race. The racist comments are almost always a 1000 times worse when it’s a black person in the video, when it’s a white person, race is almost never brought up. That’s a sad fact…

Imagine what the boyfriend has to put up with on a daily basis?

Although this is, strictly speaking, not true. She obviously went into the store at one point.

I’m as shocked as you are.

MrsPye hates to use the phone. I also hate it, so we would take turns. EXCEPT that my “what if my French isn’t good enough?” anxiety meets with the “using the phone” anxiety, and then combines with the stress because I really am bad at understanding French over the phone (in person, it’s fine) and then she has to take…

This is probably just a scene from a forthcoming Judd Apatow movie featuring Leslie Mann as a high-strung racist.

Simmer down, Leslie Mann.

The kid is lucky considering the prevalance of red allergy today.

I sent in a tip, and it has been published! Can I please become un-greyed now?

Urgh, even after I knew she was gonna walk into the door I was hoping someone was gonna appear out of nowhere and kick her in the vag.

Didn’t we have someone in the Crappy Customers post the other day say they’d had a parent throw a fit because their child ‘doesn’t eat anything green?’ Same parent? What a small world...

It’s depressing that even this mild, self-inflicted punishment is so cathartic. I’m glad she made an ass of herself, but in my ideal world another customer would have upended a gallon jug of salsa over her head and explained to her kids that they should never emulate their mother.