Miley absolutely pulled off picture #3. It isn’t a picture that will be cherished by generations, but she pulled off exactly what she was trying to do. And it is awesome.

The pink pants ensemble makes her look like a time traveler from 2001.

Why is Miley wearing Rachel Dolezal’s old hair?

I want to like this because she looks so happy. It feels like she's trying too hard. Editing these looks might have made them quirky and cute instead of kind of bizarre and not in a good way.

Nah.

Um, I actually like the glittery jumpsuit — without the crazy sleeves/hat which I think is a jacket anyway. So I’d marry that. But I am all about the glitter.

I’m sorry, I can’t even. I just can’t.

I love all of these outfits. No idea why, Just:

Her designer is three minutes away from hiding in a closet for 18 hours.

Kill those terrible pink pants. Out of everything here, those are the most egregious.

All four outfits are a travesty, but these shoes are particularly baffling. WTF are these Miley? Are those platformed shoes placed on the bottom of stilts?

Miley can do SO GOOD when she wants (like this leather jumpsuit, for instance), and yet, she sticks with crap like that above. I am sorry, even as far as costume design goes, they ALL suck. They look so cheap.

That’s not cute.

You seem sad. I hope it gets better.

I would def wear the third and first (if the pants were a teeny bit longer) look and be hella proud. I would wear the second look in the bedroom and take it off immediately (for sex you guys nit because it is hideous). I would wear the fourth look to my own funeral so I would never have to see myself in it. All in all…

I guess I’d have to check a dictionary, but the second one doesn’t seem to fit the definition of a “dress,” at least in my mind.

miley is amazing i love her

Kids in the future are going to make us pay for giving Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus so much attention. They are cringe-worthy NOW. Imagine what the punishment of pop culture time will bring

IF THERE WAS A GUN TO MY HEAD TO ANSWER THESE

My god, she’s fucking adorable. She could remake Party Girl and I’d be 65% okay with it.