marionette-26
Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
marionette-26

I made out of with someone who was tipsy/drunk on MD 20/20 once and dear god, the taste and smell was terrible.
He kissed a lot better when he was less stressed though, so I have a weird mixture of associations and feelings with MD.

I’m with you on not liking harder alcohols, but I am a beer snob. So I at least have that going for me, right?

I like you a lot anya, but is is NOT yummy. You disappoint me. >:(

It tastes like burning cinnamon toxic cough syrup pain.

Barcardi is the one for my state. Which is okay, I guess? At least it’s okay for mixing? I hope no one is drinking it straight...

Christmas should be burning and pain and cinnamon flavored cough syrup? Why do you hate Christmas? :( :( :(

I’m okay with it now that it looks like she either started brushing it or dealt with the thrush she probably had.

Maybe that’s what she’s into. Chafed ass cracks can be fun for some people!

Uh, don’t bridesmaids usually not give gifts? Being in the wedding party and doing the monumental amount of work that requires is the gift. Buying an expensive fucking dress that you’ll never wear again that you may hate is the gift. Keeping the bride somewhat sane is the gift, yelling at the florist when she

Yeah, that was weird. I wasn’t offended and I doubt most people were, most of the stuff he was saying was just really bizarre and kind of funny but obviously trolling. Someone was doing that for a while with other popular commenters (I’m pretty sure it was the same someone doing it to multiple people), but they were

Thank you Pinkham. Every time BCO starts getting too depressing (one of the cut off fingers stories you posted made me very sad), you post a happy feel-good one to make up for it. You’re good at this.

Do they dislike disabled people more than other airlines? Because other airlines appear to be just as evil, but without 2 free checked bags.

I would not do as well with that :(

I’m not defending that (I think I remember hearing about the immodest one and that pissed me off), but a quick google shows that other airlines have done such as shitty things. So basically all airlines are evil but at least you get two free checked bags with Southwest.

I wanted to see if I could guess well.
Apparently I can’t.

But wouldn’t it be cool if I got like a 10/10 all through guessing?

I got the Duggar question wrong partly because I thought they all had “J” names.

Uh? Are you referencing an incident I’m not aware of? Because afaik, their seats aren’t any more cramped than other airline’s seats.

that’s got i got from that too. i mean, that’s fine, but isn’t a little young to be talking about his personal masturbation on social media? isn’t he still a teen?

I’d just like to take this opportunity to shill for Southwest again. They don’t fly everywhere, but if they have a hub in your area and the area you want to fly to I highly suggest them. They’re cheaper, the flight attendants have always been super friendly when I’ve used them, you get 2 free checked bags, and they