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Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
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Yeah, I probably should have gotten slightly higher even just guessing. Apparently I suck at guessing.

I should have gotten 3 because I should have gotten Anne Hathaway, but I decided to be funny and select her name and another option and apparently the quiz does not find me funny. :(
But yeah, I also got Donald Trump and then I guessed on all the others and got one of them right.

I think I would actually be disturbingly good at that.

I got 2/10 and I guessed on one of those.
I am not embarrassed by this.

I am in no way interested in watching it. I respect her as an athlete because from what I’ve heard she’s incredibly fucking amazing at her sport, but I’ll never watch it.
I don’t watch any sports actually, though.

Do you actually HAVE those shoes? Because that would amazing.

Thank you so much! I’m so bad at finding stuff like that.

Yeah, I agree. If he feels remorse for writing that shit he sure as hell doesn’t appear to be expressing it.

oh. sarcasm goes over my head sometimes.

Yeah, I tried it once and I got a really bad chemical burn and my hair was still all there.

I’m lazy and I feel like it’s just too late for me to even learn, you know? I don’t know how to wear lipstick properly (like I know how to apply it but I don’t know what to do with the rest of my face, or what color looks good with my skin tone) and I always end up looking lopsided if I try a cat eye. It’s just easier

Well.. I’m only a year over that? I guess that makes me an old now, though. :(
I haven’t actually heard of Odd Future or this dude before. I like some rap, but obviously I’m not really in the “scene” or what have you.

His lyrics that you and other people are quoting are really fucking gross. I was already feeling sick and this is making me even more nauseous. :\
I get that people can change and he wrote those a while ago, but they’re still extremely fucked up.

I spend way too much time here. But I just know his middle initial is a “J” because I checked his twitter to make sure he really is John Cook and I wasn’t remembering his name wrong, and his handle is @johnjcook.

Dead people can’t consent but I also don’t really think dead people NEED to consent, given that they’re dead. So I wouldn’t think of it as rape, really. Just fucked up and really horrible for the live people who cared about that person (if they find out about it).

That’s what I was going to say. Seems... contradictory.

Also, is it like, a normal thing to end statements in “Don’t do drugs”? That seemed like kind of a non sequitor.

I don’t know what your skin is like, but nair might not be a good option either. It burns some people hella bad.

I literally do not do any painful beauty procedures because I can’t be fucked. I am the epitome of a hairy sometimes dirty feminist hippie. Come at me, brah.
I get why other people do it but I’m just so LAZY.

I have had people ask me why I don’t shave my armpits (“is that some feminist thing?”) and sometimes I try to

I didn’t do that intentionally but I’m going to pretend I did.

There’s a John Cook, but I think his middle initial is “J”, not “L”.