Seriously. Stop trying to kill our dreams.

(I mean it won’t work, I’ll just bury deeper into denial and fantasy-land. So you can fuck off with your reality, BBC, really. But it’s rude to even try.)

Yeeeessss. Flawless logic. I am fully behind this.

LONG LIVE OGOPOGO AND NESSIE.

I thought Nessie was supposed to be longer than 13 feet?

I don’t actually believe in Nessie but I do believe in the IDEA of Nessie and I’m not willing to give up on magic and fantasy yet.

You sound a lot like me. I’m WAY more cautious if I’m not sober, unless I am incredibly comfortable around the people I’m with and know them really really well.

I actually usually only get drunkish alone, because of my anxiety issues about “losing control” around people. Even though I’ve never actually had enough alcohol that I’ve truly lost control or blacked out.
So if I’m alone and drinking I’m usually on the internet, and it’s like I’m having a party inside my head! (I am…

(obvs not directed at Marie, directed at the fucks who don’t give a flying fuck about women)

Yay sobriety and recovery!

I’m pretty sure I’m none of these. Plus how I behave when drunk is entirely dependent on who I’m around and how comfortable I am.

If I’m at a big party where I don’t know everyone or I’m around people who make me insecure I just get incredibly quiet. (But not sweet, I will not hold your hair while you puke and you had…

Wait wait wait. I learned in teh schoolz (I honestly can’t remember what class but I think it was Psychology 101 or something) that we basically have like built in facial recognition software and for those of us who it’s functioning well in, it’s totes normal to see faces in everything.
Are you telling me they lied to…

Thank you! And it’s really great to hear that you’ve been able to quit, too. That’s awesome!

Pretty much the only reason I’m not grey anymore (my comment quality is a little better now but when I first started commenting like really, it was all absolute shit) is because I have no life and got in super early on most articles. So the authors knew who I was and they knew that I wasn’t a troll.
I mentioned in…

God. That sounds awful.

Jesus. I hope your friend will be okay. Having this all over the media has got to be making it pretty rough for her.
I haven’t actually checked my FB feed. But it probably is blowing up, yeah.

Yeah, I agree with you completely. The fucking embarrassment in the morning, trying to make apologies and mend things. And then having it happen again the very next night.
Not worth it. My sleep is more under control now, but even when I go through bouts of insomnia I’d rather not sleep than go through that again.

And…

I don’t even remember what it’s like with ad-blocker off.
And I am not turning it off to find out, based on your post.

Seriously, I kind of think Ambien should be pulled from the market. Literally everyone I know who has been prescribed it has done some FUCKED UP shit on it. I finally stopped taking it because a) I obviously didn’t actually SLEEP when I took it, even if I went to bed right away, I just did crazy shit as soon as it…

That’s actually why if criminals have a choice of being tried in like, Texas or here and the death penalty is on the table they’ll try to get tried here. Because they know that even if they’re given the death penalty it’s very unlikely that they’ll actually be executed.

Well I guess we need to call in Hercules.

I don’t use reddit at all, so I have no idea, but are the people from progressive subreddits harassing people as much and as badly as the people from racist and such subreddits?

idek, but that’s a disturbing trendline. :\