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Okay so I don’t really get how that works. I’ve heard other people say that before, though.
Like right now I use the tampon wrapper for the applicator if I use a tampon, and that’s kind of hard to get in without getting blood all over myself. I can’t picture fitting a full tampon in a tampon wrapper - they swell a lot.

I would find that offensive too if I didn’t actively avoid them. Because that’s super fucking offensive. Ugh.

Dog. She’s pretty likely to get into the trash if there’s used tampons in there. And I could totally just get a covered trash can, but I really do want a menstrual cup, so I think I’ll just do that instead.

I avoid them, but I try not to be too judgmental or negative about it, since they’re totally harmless. They do annoy me, but I try to keep my annoyance in check.

I roll the pads up (with the blood inside obvs) and then wrap the sticky part in toilet paper so it doesn’t unroll itself. I know I would wrap tampons in toilet paper too, but it would be messier until I got a system down and it would definitely use more toilet paper. Plus tampons smell stronger than pads (to me at

I use pads now because my brother-in-law is a plumber and he made me feel super fucking guilty about flushing tampons and I refuse to put them in the trash. I guess we could get a covered trash and then I would be okay with it.
But I’m probably going to get a menstrual cup soon so I’ll just deal with pads for now. :(

Is that why they did that? I thought they were just assholes who don’t want children to have fun.

I think if you’re pairing it with something fun (and a his and hers vibrator is fun af) you’re good. I would find a gift like that really sweet and thoughtful, actually.
But you know your wife better than any of us do.

Furries don’t bother me as much as they used to, although I do think the ones who think they are otherkin are kind of weird. But whatever makes you happy, since they’re not hurting anyone.
I was thinking zoophilia, which I would prefer not to hear about.

I think I like both equally, but I would prefer it if they are never ever combined.

I just saw the headline of this article and said that to my mom (except it was more of a rant with more gesturing and anger and trouble finding words because I’m so annoyed). I completely agree.

Apparently my brain cannot differentiate between Lena Dunham and my actual real life friends

How would they get into your vag though? She’s wearing underwear and even if she wasn’t I don’t know how they would get in there.

I think he just has very questionable taste.

Well, if you have shitty insurance or no insurance, it is. (Outrageous, I mean.) Doctors are fucking expensive. Planned Parenthood will probably start distributing these, and that’s more affordable, but not every woman lives in a state where she has ready access to a Planned Parenthood.
If you have insurance then this

I’m not sure. I’ll have to do some data gathering and see.

I’m not sure, but I don’t think this one comes in different sizes? You’re sort of right though. They say on their website that if you’ve used certain sizes of diaphragm in the past (they give like four or five numbers) you don’t need to be fitted and it should work fine. But if you’ve never used a diaphragm you have

That would make sense, but I actually don’t know. The medications I know of that have gone OTC aren’t medications I take, so I haven’t paid a whole lot of attention.

Omg that’s a gross response. I would stop seeing a doctor if he said something like that to me.

And true story: that is basically why I thought I had an abnormally shallow vaginal canal. (Apparently I don’t.)
I felt a bump on my cervix and told my mom and sister (I overshare but also I was really freaked out I wanted

Yeah, I watched their video on the website and I think I could figure it out on my own without having a doctor show me, but definitely not all women would be able to. It’s a little complicated.