The lede is misleading. It’s a 14 hour plus drive from Anchorage to Haines, the ferry port nearest Juneau. It’s another 4 hours on the ferry to Juneau. Which assumes you arrive right when they are loading the ferry. Most likely you will have to wait around for hours to load your car. Then another two hours to offload…

“Alaska Airlines, she continued, “is part of mask tyranny.” “I hope they get sued for being ridiculous! They are wrongly giving medical advise [sic] without a medical license, against the advise [sic] of doctors, and should be sued for forcing medical advise [sic] without a license—it’s simply wrong and will hurt…

How the hell is she making this road trip (through Canada) work? From https://travel.gc.ca/travel-covid/travel-restrictions/border#transit-alaska-us (the good stuff in bold):

Oh that’s just great. This ignorant load of Karen now needs to come through Canada to get back home. Here’s hoping she is repeatedly held at the border by CBSA just to really fuck up her day.

Trying to cross the Canadian border WITH Canadian citizenship is not easy (from Peace Arch at least), trying to cross without is nearly impossible if not driving an 18 wheeler. She has a lot of time to think about how stupid this fight is. Not going wager a bet on what her conclusion is, but somewhere (unspoken no…

All around pet rescue owner, lover of animals here, I can’t imagine the absolute sadness, and sense of loss.

The mother did what she was supposed to to, protect her children. A man hit a woman. That deserves a call to the cops.  The rest is on that dude and the cops for the end consequences.

Wait, why do y’all need to pass a piece of legislation for something like this in the first place? Public Safety Canada (similar to your DOJ) works with provinces, municipalities, police agencies, etc. all the time on shit like this. They set up integrated task forces and programs and provide support and funding for…

This reminds me of my high school civics class. The teacher would give us a packet of readings that said things like, “Most gay men enjoy raping children,” and then there’d be a worksheet asking, “Should gay men be banned from teaching?” and “Should gay men be banned from adoption?” The assignment was to construct a…

If Jezebel’s house style didn’t demand corrosive cynicism at all times about all things, perhaps you could have skipped the introductory paragraphs about how you think anti-hate crime legislation is Bad, Actually, and the focus of the article could remain on how Josh Hawley is terrible for thinking anti-hate crime…

“The brunch on Sunday would be from noon until 4.”
I mean, besides all the other batshittery in this, brunch isn’t brunch if it doesn’t start well before noon. That’s just a long lunch.

He took that mantra “God grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man” just a bit too far.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Wilson told the paper.

What is this trainwreck of words supposed to accomplish? Redundancy?

Can I just say how much I hate seeing these 2000s trends come back with the youths? I hated the 2000s look even when I was a teen in the 2000s and it just looks so much worse now. It feels like the very worst combination of pointless excess paired with an aggressive lack of taste. All 2000s fashion reminds of a bright…

Ah yes the one and done flu shot that you have to get every year. Do you have even a shred of data that suggests some sort of dangerous outcome from the mRNA vaccines is possible? Because “oh it might happen, based on no evidence whatsoever besides the unknown” isn’t a legitimate reason.

man, i hated this trend the first time around.

Pain is the only teacher.

The American Academy of Obstetricians and Gynecologists recommended all pregnant women receive the vaccine as early in their pregnancy as possible. If your wife’s “doctor” is telling her the opposite, she should run to a second opinion.