They don’t get it because they refuse to get it. Like Jim Oberweis (R-Bozo), who won’t concede losing his race against Lauren Underwood and shows up in D.C. for congressional freshman orientation anyway.

My mom is a recently-retired nurse (LPN). She still keeps in touch with several former coworkers still working at her hospital. One of them recently told mom how she overheard a doctor asking a patient who had recently returned from Texas if he “shot any Mexicans” while he was down there. The nurse who overheard this…

Give me five dollars and I can modify a mad lib for his statement: This was out of character for me because stress/ drugs/ personal emotional struggles. I have Black friends/ respect all races/ good Christian values. I just want to put this issue behind me/ get closure/ heal.

Calling goofy, angry, punchy neighbor; come in goofy, angry, punchy neighbor:

Back when I was writing a political blog, I forced myself to read Newsmax to keep an eye on conservatives. Imagine having to watch Fucker Carlson or Wawa Hannity every night. Newsmax sent emails to its subscribers stating, “the WORST thing you could do is get a vaccine when it becomes available [because] vaccines are…

People who are wringing their hands and pleading for a vaccine need to remember that quite honestly, life has changed and it’s not going to revert to the pre covid19 way of life.

To be fair, mango is objectively the best fruit. Don’t @ me.

Things I have heard trump supporters say this week:

The difference between your toddler and the toddlers that comprise the American right is that your boy won’t spend the next four years shitting in the bath he was forced to take.

Steve, I know you’re trying really hard to impress us, but as far as I’m concerned, you’re a stinky, unhygienic dude with no time management skills.

I love me some Kornacki, but dude, bring a few extra changes of clothes and put in in your contract to use the Matt Lauer shower installed at 30 Rock.

The ps is gold.

A “friend” of mine on Facebook (someone I went to college with and haven’t hung out with in almost 20 years now) went on a bizarre defense of Toobin when this news originally broke, acting as if his colleagues were somehow terrible people for reporting his actions. Of course her comments lit up very quickly as…

“There’s just something about it that appeals to me. I think it’s rather fetching.”

I’m kind of fond my old big boobs. As Creed said, “swing low sweet chariots.”

I remember seeing this movie in high school at the “arts” theater in our suburban town. It got all the indies—I also saw Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Igby Goes Down, and My Big Fat Greek Wedding before it broke records and went to the regular theater, and we felt extremely cool and edgy hanging out in the parking…

An Update! Director of election crimes at DOJ quits after Barr says feds will investigate Trump’s Claims of Election Fraud

He defied the life expectancy odds for pancreatic cancer. I like to think he held on long enough to see Dump defeated.