One of my favorite memories of Alex Trebek was when he appeared in a absurdist episode of The X-Files. I don’t recall all the details, but a witness to a UFO-encounter said he had been approached by the infamous “Men in Black”- black car, fedoras and trench coats - and warned to keep his mouth shut. When asked to…

If it makes you feel better, that woman was a total nut who should be nowhere near weapons of any kind:

A breakfast of Bigot’s Tears, could anything taste better?

I read last week that the NatSec team is adding a layer of review before acting on any military decision or order that The Orange One makes over the next 75 days.

Elizabeth Warren. I’m not that close with Mr. Buffett yet to just call him Warren, but hopefully with time.

And think of the twist ending!  He despised Obama with every fiber of his soul.  Becoming POTUS and destroying Obama’s legacy was his grand ambition made manifest.  But who comes in and rips it all away from him?  Obama’s VP!

Don Jr.’s tweet is especially telling: “There’s no way those [inner] city [Black folks] voters would have voted for [white guy] Joe Biden in greater numbers than [their home boy Barack] Obama because obviously [inner] city voters [aren’t intelligent, don’t vote on issues, only voted for Obama because he was…

Seen on the DC streets today:

This chart shows exactly how delusional Trump is:

Warren Buffett or Elizabeth Warren.  Its very important which one youre referring to here.

Not Ivanka but adjacent, twitter is buzzing that Kayleigh whats-her-name is furiously deleting tweets which she’s furiously denying? *insert shrug emoji*

A butthead at my complex hung a big old Trump banner on election day,which seemed aggressive to me...today the wind took it...it dangled by one corner like a chad for a while but finally took flight and crash landed. I was mesmerized throughout. 

Fox News host Sean Hannity on Thursday night floated the idea of a “do-over” of the presidential election in Pennsylvania if the vote count is found to be illegal and fraudulent.

**I NEED A LIVE FEED OF THIS**

I’m no fan of the Inquirer, but this article has so many lols in it.

That moving truck is going to get full of shredded docs. It probably looks like the Enron offices in there right now.

She held on to that one for a whole fucking year, and then deployed at the perfect moment. Well played, Greta, VERY well played.

Is it really a surprise that all the people who couldn’t bother to show up to the polls voted for Biden? Hell, they might have voted for him 2 or 3 times.

I can now finally forgive Philly for murdering hitchbot.

All of the sudden he’s concerned about counting mail-in ballots: