Champagne or sparkling wine has been my election drink of choice the past few elections. Instead of getting the mini bottles, I got a 750 mL. My husband doesn’t drink it, so it will be up to me to kill the bottle. I’m not complaining. I took tomorrow off from work knowing that I may be hungover, in bed crying, or out…

So, when is Trump going to declare victory?  I’ll take 10:30 in the office pool!

I had to take a closer look at that “electoral map”, so I also got to see a clip of what looked like Air Force One surrounded by thousands of people standing right next to each other. So, the only thing that is certain tonight is more super spreader events.

The other fascinating part of that was him giving Biden... India? I know jr’s understanding of foreign politics boils down to a list of where he can go to murder the most endangered animal possible, but India is making the US alt-right jealous right now with Modi’s current authoritarian crackdowns and their fascism…

I’m craving an extra large nacho supreme affair from a local very good Mexican place. With extra cheese and jalapenos. Or a big fat burrito. Why not both? Indeed!

I posted on another thread that I was going to go get a big, gushy eclair that is completely covered in thick chocolate. I just picked it up, and it’s winking at me.

Someone should explain to Don Jr just how much the rest of the world dislikes Trump and all his works - Canada for example is about 80% anti-Trump.

Talked to a few of the youths today at work (I’m 40) and they asked about what happens if the vote is close or tied or disputed and if that’s ever happened before. I gave them a brief history of the dangling chad and maybe scared them a little bit. But overall I’m optimistic. Cautiously optimistic. My stomach still…

Just in case, which country is responsible for invading the US to install democracy?

In line with Europe?

Once in a while you’ll come across one yelling about how it’s “Black genocide!” and I just roll my eyes, because I *KNOW* these garbage people DGAF about Black babies or women.

They couldn’t find any of those Blacks for Trump to watch polls in Detroit?? C’mon, man.

Yeah, this is one of the times where the two old white guys are not fucking interchangeable.

As a non-American I can understand Poll Watchers but Poll Challengers is such a baffling and disturbing notion - especially the fact that it *doesn’t* count as voter suppression when, yeah, obviously that’s the entire point.

Like an orange Pablo Escobar.

The GOP is responsible for foisting Waddles on us in the first place. They gave him a platform to riff, freestyle, bebop and scat all over them, then the country. He should have been immediately laughed into irrelevance, but instead the legitimized him, then rallied around him, all for the sake of “winning”.

Unfortunately, I live in this shithole of a state, and I can tell you from everyday experience that these white people don’t give a shit about COVID. They give you dirty looks or say smart-ass shit to old people and women about wearing masks. They are so fucking weak, they don’t dare say that shit to any able-bodied…

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My plan is the opposite. I’m gonna check-out tomorrow after work (make an elaborate dinner, play video games or watch movies until I fall asleep), then on Wednesday morning open the Washtington Post to find out what happened over night (if the local militia doesn’t wake me up in the middle of the night bombing my…

But, I mean, the people protesting if the results aren’t known Wednesday are HIS people. We’re over here willing to wait as long as it takes to know he’s gone. If we don’t know for SURE for a couple weeks, I don’t see anyone on the left looking to shoot someone.