I was a starred commenter back then but have been stuck in the greys on Kinja for ages. 

Canadian Smarties are delicious and better than M&M’s.

Canadian Smarties are delicious and better than M&M’s.

Hot Krispy Kremes make me nauseous. 

I’ve seen versions of Border Security from various countries and it's always Asian travellers who bring in raw meat for some reason. 

I love maple sugar. I'd use it in my baking but it's a bit too expensive for that. 

I don't want kids for several reasons, and this is one of them! 

I dunno, solid poop sounds better than liquid poop... 

Yeah, he definitely didn't write that! 

Do you remember that news anchor a few years ago who said, "Keep fucking that chicken!"? 

I live in Canada and Wheel is always first here as well. 

That sometimes happens to me with only 2 cats. 

The UK couple apparently did not cross accidentally into the US. More details have come out today about that case. The detention conditions are a different issue, but it seems that there is another side to their story. 

One of my fears of living in Ottawa is having something like that happen to me and the perpetrator getting away with it because of diplomatic immunity. Must be so hard for the family.

I always see these financial tips articles saying to pack your own lunch to save money, and think, “isn’t that common sense?” But apparently the kids these days don’t like cooking. I pack my own boring lunch every day and managed to buy a house at age 34 (I’m a millennial, btw).

I dunno, but I can’t even picture a middle-aged man named Cody. 

Straight to the garbage with those ones! I felt bad throwing them out, but they were disgusting. 

Straight to the garbage with those ones! I felt bad throwing them out, but they were disgusting. 

Other Canadian favourites of mine: Fuzzy Peaches and Coffee Crisp.

Other Canadian favourites of mine: Fuzzy Peaches and Coffee Crisp.

I’ve been getting redirected every so often to proximify dot com or something like that for months and I wondered if my phone was infected. It only happens on G/O sites.

I’m glad Joan pointed out that faux fur is bad as well. 

I hate Melania just as much as the next person, but the tone of this article is ridiculous. Trying to get teens to not pick up a dangerous habit, oh no!