Rightwingers aren’t exactly the brightest bunch. There are millions of them and their collective IQ is like 12.

100% chance this guy pronounces Korea as KOE - REA

Q: What has 40 legs and two teeth?

“you know the KKK was actually a bunch of ex-slaves dressed up in robes”

I think I’m more stunned by the fact that, based on the grammar of the article itself, this individual became the ‘editor’ of a newspaper more than the actual content.

This will be his campaign from here on out: 

They don’t use libraries. 

She looks like Eddie Izzard doing a live revue as Ursula the Seawitch.

whats a lil xan ?

You are actually misquoting her. She didn’t write “I’m tired of seeing an ape in heels.” The actual words were “I’m tired of seeing a ape in heels.”

“I hope Mrs Obama sends her a lovely note about keeping her chins up when things are looking down”

Thank you, Mister Balls.

Barf Bag: Nine cans of Diet Dr. Pepper. Just trying to process that absorption of artificial sweeteners makes my head hurt.

So there’s only been one story really today and that’s the discovery of one of the three Bethnal Green schoolgirls who ran to join Islamic State four years ago now suddenly, surprise fucking surprise, wants to come home after her little Jihadi death cult got bombed back to the stone-age. Oh and she just wants to live…

My oldest was born a week before Sandy Hook. I will never, ever forget watching the news, holding my newborn babe and sobbing uncontrollably for days. Just seeing stories about it still makes me tear up. I have zero issues with wishing the most horrible, grievous bodily harm and suffering upon Alex Jones. I hope his…

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Excuse me, I’m headed home for the day suffering from total exhaustion at the thought of all the trash resulting from those zillion bud vases.  I hope to god they recycle them.  Also, conspicuous consumption: don’t do it; it’s a crime against nature.

i hope the same. but i hope every time he tries to kill himself he bungles it and he gets horribly scarred in the process. i want his death to really hurt him.

What the fuck is wrong with you. Can everyone flag this fuck?

You are insanely stupid.