He also says his parents are “cucked” for watching the History Channel — the word gets cut off a little by Jew Hate McBoatface, but he definitely calls his parents cucks.  Beautiful.

The Kellyanne Conway/Jake Tapper Fatal Attraction bit was great, too.

Normally, it would be a dick move to laugh at someone for living at home in their thirties

Side note: Does anyone else deeply miss the days when History, Discovery, TLC and NatGeo were just chock full of documentary type content and they were go to channels when nothing else was on?

Does that dork behind him with a go-pro strapped to his helmet in the top picture know he’s in violation of the flag code? I’d be willing to bet real money he’s someone who yells about NFL Players “disrespecting the flag! and the troops!

I love that guy. I don’t believe what he’s saying, but I do believe that he believes what he’s saying and that he’s passionate about it. It doesn’t really hurt anybody so, for the most part, I’m cool with it. Giorgio Tsoukalos (the hair guy) went to my daughter’s university campus a couple years ago to test out…

Man, I’d do it too if I wasn’t such a chickenshit. I wear glasses daily and occasionally contacts (usually in the weekends or when I’m on the bike; I don’t like wearing glasses under the helmet.). For contacts I use the disposable type, the kind you wear for a day and then toss out. They’re good for what I use them…

Sounds terrible, tbh. 

It’s not that easy. Aside from the fact that they shouldn’t be forced to flee their home, the cities you mention all have a much higher cost of living than wherever they are in Oklahoma. 

Being from the NW recycling is like brushing my teeth, it’s just part of every day life, and it was shocking as hell moving to the east coast where it was an after thought or not even available at all. Get your shit together non-recyclers!

Fuck people that can’t follow directions and recycle correctly - it’s literally one of the easiest things you can do to protect our oceans.

PS. When the oceans die, we die.

For anyone curious, basically all of these people have been completely drug into the open, some have already been fired, most of the people involved have tried to completely scrub their social media presence and the FBI is investigating. I am all here for assholes continuing to be exposed in 2018 and having their…

I have been straight up made fun of at a trail head for having a legitimate day pack by someone wearing a 1980s era Jansport. 

Legally it was supposed to be required 5 or so years ago. Lots of major retailers pushed back on the deadline and the requirement keeps getting extended. I didn't go to any industry cons this year but the last one I was at the number was at 65-70 percent of major retailers are deployed. 

Jenner responded that she was focused on her family’s philanthropic efforts.

I think it would be a good place to hide your loot on your person before you leave, because closing the door to the bathroom is SOP.

Per Radar Online, Lindsay Lohan’s Mykonos club is a mess.

Maybe. I expect $ per pound, drugs in the bathroom run a close second to jewelry/money in the bedroom... and are far more likely to be “subtly” stolen than a big screen T.V.

Another reason, time zones are a foreign idea.