+1 for Barttthelona. 

Mine too! I just moved from a condo to a house with a walk in pantry. I'm having way too much fun organizing it. 

Don’t forget Sikhs at a gurudwara, because some moron thought that they were Muslim. 

Don’t be sorry. That was a fun read! 

Whenever I see one of the cats staring at the ceiling, I know there's a spider there. 

And it’s 5,004 feet! 

Sanders doesn't talk the way trump does. 

Actually, DIJON mustard-eating Kenyan MUSLIM. 

“Mike is for Energy and Jobs”

I did too, but we had middle schools and they're the worst. 

I saw it on the news this evening. 

The thought of having to prick my own finger is terrifying. It wouldn’t bother me so much if someone else did it. 

Every time I read that idiot's name, I pronounce it "Dyl-Anne." 

He probably stuck his hand between the seats. 

But dumping all those chemicals in the environment so they eventually make their way into our kids? Cool, cool. 

OMG 

I agree. 

I don't know who she is but fuck her. Have your pets spayed or neutered! 

If you read past the headline you would see that the author is native. 

Read the article again. He's Native.