He’s 45, a 6-time world champion, and small (i.e., of a size that Vince normally scoffs at). I think he’s about as prominent as you can expect a guy in his position to be.

Keep going. I want to see how dumb your responses get.

This is not fun or funny.

I don’t know if Ditka beat his own kids, but he should have.

he has to wear a catheter and colostomy bag for at least two weeks or longer

Photography isn’t banned in casinos, at least nowhere in Nevada.

I’ve never seen a guy move from Ebonics to the Queen’s English that quickly.

Assuming that 78¢-on-the-dollar thing is true, it’d be 28%.

I expect perfection from anchors working live at all times.

Why the qualifier in the headline? Do you think he might be lying?

Nice catch, so to speak.

Are you new here? You don’t question Deadspin writers. I’m sure a supercilious response is coming soon, explaining why an unspectacular industry is indeed gruesome and why you’re a fool for having failed to notice it.

Watkins makes some cogent points about his condition, punctuated by...well, nothing.

In 1975 the Democrats held both houses, too. More importantly, though, thank you for making a story out of a throwaway line used to burn 2 seconds in a 3.5-hour broadcast.

According to Google Translate, “ÞURS STERKUR” means “dry starch”.

Seriously, why was he pitching? The Marlins were only down 4 at the time, and it’s not as if the real pitchers need to rest for tomorrow’s game.

Eoannou, while his client gave him cause to, had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had decided to withdraw.

Meh. It’s been done.

Referencing shitty football announcers and not mentioning Joe Buck is like referencing big objects in the solar system and not mentioning the sun.

Football is boring to watch