By that logic I should never use the bathroom ever again because it's the most dangerous room in a house. Sorry everyone, have to wee in this bucket and no more showering because what if I slip and fall!

I actually went to college with my doctors son. I should ask him if that was their running family joke

Personally, I do not feel safer with someone who has a gun unless they’re a cop. Sure, they may have a license to carry in public but it seems to give most a false sense of security of safety and they are more likely to get in a scuffle with some random. And I’m sorry but I am not comfortable with someone who has made…

Yeah. Don’t know a lot about guns. I’m saying people don’t need the guns that go pop pop pop until you release the trigger or run out.

Someone explain this to me. Is it just a release of the results of a physical he just got or are they just gonna drop his entire medical records on us? Because I’m hoping it’s just all his records. I know my records would be hilarious.

Exactly. If we could make the wait period for people who shouldn’t have guns be them having to track down some sketchball who is gonna sell them a gun illegally crime would go down. I won't even go to the grocery store to get dish soap anymore because I can get it for cheaper and it comes straight to my door at no…

Full disclosure: I am from the south so I do get for some people owning guns is just a way of life. I personally would never own a firearm but guns used for hunting? Sure. I get it. Hand guns? Dubious but you can’t really close that door. I don’t see why people want semi automatic or automatic weapons. Even if it’s…

Thanks for reminding me to google some dumb shit I saw on Facebook the other day. One of my republican friends posted one of the Paris attackers last words were “take care of my cat.” Which seems too weird to not be true. But also...that can't be true.

Yeah. But didn't his ex wife say he was evangelical but didn't act like it at all? That's like me saying I'm a health nut because I took a multi vitamin for a couple weeks once and I totally drink smoothies sometimes but I continue to eat burgers for lunch all the time and I basically am 2% wine at this point

I had CNN on this morning and I saw some gun nut argue with a responsible gun owner. Responsible guy was like “hey, maybe we should have universal checks and shut down back channels like gun shows.” And the gun nut’s response was “he was a responsible law abiding citizen before this! It wouldn’t have mattered anyway!”…

That we really need a vacation haha

It was nicer than calling names on the Internet. Like the nicest one I got is human embodiment of a garbage pail baby.

I could smoke crack just once for 28 days of personal assistant, acupuncture, massage, personal training, and real food.

Haha now you know why I have asked if just once is enough

And you get a 24/7 personal assistant! Sure, it's rehab. But you're gonna get new uggs and a latte at your very demand. It seems like one of those yoga retreats except there's probably bacon and cupcakes

SHUT UP! I want to go there so bad! I ask my dad all the time how much crack I have to smoke to go there! Like is it one crack rock and I get to go there or do I have to get a dui before going there? I've never gotten an answer

Haha not the perfect place to raise kids. It's basically like the rich person patient zero for rehab

I was 17 not even a quarter into my full foils. The horror indeed

Man. I bet she had a lot of payouts in people's divorcees

A beautiful nice suburb that is on every list of best places to retire/raise a family/find a spouse. Once you get enough money in such a nice place, people get bored and they start to get like ducks and create turbulence under the water just to feel alive