Maybe don’t talk about a talented Colt having a bone injury when Irsay’s on his happy pills.  Or, if you do, at least make sure there aren’t any guns around. Or, if you can’t do that, make sure he knows that putting him down doesn’t give the team any cap relief.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

He's probably just economically anxious.  

I don’t know, I’m partial to them having to text pictures of Rodgers playing with the new helmet. That is just... wow. The painted helmet just somehow feels like a logical contiuation at that point of the story. Like what else was going to happen.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Surely there’s a spot on the practice squad for this guy, right? He slept on the damn grass! At least let him play the opposing teams fastest WR on the scout team!

Jesus, you may not intend it, but you sound like an absolutely callous and clueless asshole.

Huh. Almost seems as if the mega-rich paid their rightful share of taxes, we’d need fewer nonprofits or something.

If you tacitly accept xenophobic, race-baiting corruption as a means to your “lower taxes” end, you are in fact xenophobic, race-baiting, and corrupt.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’ve got news for about reality television, my man.

“Popsicles!” - Rex

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

“The First Pancake.”

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

My money is on Fast X Furious..