When they play Philly, it’s gonna be the closest thing to a giant rock fight since Greek God and Titan times

It’s both, in a way.
Most quakes are small, and not really all that scary. A tremble. A slow sway. Definitely a unique experience, but once you’ve felt a couple, it’s just a “woah. yup. quake there.” Even kinda fun. And most people in CA who’ve lived there more than a decade have felt a few.
Until you’ve actually been…

our crew reacted, well, as any one of us would if we were in the middle of an earthquake

I’ve been fine with the goofs so far but I would caution the team that in the event of a goal against the Netherlands they should be careful with any finger in the dike celebrations

Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

let the country who didnt invent hooliganism throw the first cup of tea.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

As a medical writer, this article is complete garbage. I like—dare I say LOVE—using different kinds of dashes in all my science-related learning material (in fact, 80%–90% of all pieces I write use at least one hyphen, en dash, and em dash). They just need to be used properly. 

There should be a short dash and a long dash

Dashes ranked.

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

“Fucking showoffs.”

what idiot called it a Megan Mystery and not a Pinoe Noir

I hate you so much right now.

Finally, the article every wrestling fan needs: how to find the G1 spot for a satisfying climax. 

Maybe he still has the world record for "oldest man to cheat a marathon"

“I think the root of this, 30 years ago now, was that snowboarders were young, skiers, not so young.”

At least he’s not Vietnamese

The Leafs, though, desperately need and are going to adore Barrie.