It sure does. The VA offers adjustable rate loans and steer FAR FAR away from them. Make certain it is a locked rate. Not a tempting first couple of years low, low rate that adjusts over time. I don’t care if it’s a zero percent loan for 5 years, you will get fucked under those terms. Get a 30 year (or 15 if you can…

If the exit poll stands up, which means Theresa May is fucked and that the Tories no longer have a majority (with the next gov likely to be a very weak Labour or Tory adm.), then I’ll happily admit I was wrong about Corbyn being able to win.

Hey, look, it’s Boaty McFuckFace!

Emotional support dogs don’t get the same training as a real service dog, but maybe it’s time they should. For all the white women feigning the need to take their Pomeranian everywhere, there are people with legitimate and crippling anxiety that need their support dog.

I’m going to need more information. who is the the pussy? The guy who got bitten, the person with the dog or that lady’s cat three rows back?

Sooo many questions. How you sue someone for not marrying you? What’s wrong with his damn nose? Why didn’t he tell his girl her weave is busted like a can of biscuits? Why is she STILL coming for him? Did they have ANYTHING in common?

And nothing of value was lost.

Wait. A. Goshdurned Minute.

Left shark, you say?

She could just bite him and then swim away waving a fin in the shark version of bye felicia.

I hope Mary Lee trolls the coast of NC looking to snack on Confederate sympathizers.

Friendly reminder that sharks don’t actually attack humans, like, ever:

I’ve communicated psychically with Mary Lee the names of people I want her to eat, starting with Christie, altho he might poison her.

I’m dying to know what Mary Lee got up to in this little spell:

I was JUST looking at Ocearch’s website (and still contemplating downloading their app!) I live in NC which seems to be pretty popular with the sharks. There was even a couple times where sharks pinged IN the Pamlico sound.

Of course they wouldn’t attack Canadians. They’re alpha predators, not assholes.

If it’s the lack of diversity in Jersey sharks that bothers you, come visit British Columbia. Not just (rare) Great Whites here, but basking sharks, salmon sharks, brown cat sharks, blue sharks, Pacific sleeper sharks... And no recorded case of an attack on a human.