Joey wouldn’t even give this lady his phone number, and that’s saying a lot!

I had the same thought, figured she was going for “cower to”? “Cow down” is some sub-Joey Tribbiani nonsense.

“Now, all of a sudden, I can’t use it [the n-word]?” Ms. Smith said in a phone interview on Friday. “Sorry—I live in a black neighborhood. I came here and didn’t see color.”

“Cow down”? Is that some new yoga position? Or a veterinary emergency, as in “911! Cow down! Cow down!”

Is it a rule that all racist assholes also have to be virtually illiterate? C’mon lady, “cow down”? Were you reaching for “kowtow”, maybe? Or “bow down”, perhaps? It’s not like you just mispronounced something in the heat of conversation - your racist fucking fingers deliberately typed out those letters. Maybe take a…

The thing I love about conservatives is that they don’t understand the subject matter enough, or have enough faith in their material to just make a joke and let it stand.
It’s like, “Maybe no one signed him because he was taking knees on the sideline and on third and short! (Two minutes later) OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE…

Worst antichrist ever. I want my money back.

Beautiful writing, as usual. I’m at a loss for words, but I physically clapped after finishing your article.

Eric Trump as Lurch, Spicer as Cousin Itt, Bannon as Uncle Fester, KellyAnne as GrandMama or GTFO.

Homelessness is the new Glamping!

Well and the old “I’ve never had any help from the government! I was on food stamps and welfare and I certainly never got help from anyone!” mentality. For example, my inlaws who rant against government programs, but then had their daughter, as a teen mom, sign up for every single program possible. But that was…

I really think part of this is that middle class people and below really can’t quite conceive of just how rich the rich are or how many advantages they have. I certainly got a wake up call when I went from a small rural town to an elite east coast college. The “rich kids” in my town had in-ground pools and Abercrombie…

I would pay money to see him say this to the Pope’s face.

You have to balance your compassion between the single mothers with three part-time jobs who can’t afford to feed their kids, and the billionaire heir with three yachts who can’t afford a private plane.

Fitting, since Trump is a fucking caricature like an old Tammany Hall era drawing of a pig on two legs. With a diaper-load looking cheap suit and mile long tie instead of a dapper three piece with a pocketwach chain and top hat. Monocle or pince nez optional.

Some day, GOP voters will figure out its possible to pay taxes AND receive government benefits - in fact, most of them do! - and it’s not a competition between “makers and takers.” Unfortunately, they’ll figure this out only after the government is in smouldering ruins, and then they’ll wonder why their lives are so…

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

Those are holes in a skin suit being driven by a bunch of angry maggots on meth.

I question whether or not those deals will actually go through as intended. Great Value™ Mr. Burns has a long history of breaking deals/promises with contractors, business partners, banks, and the courts. He has already reversed numerous campaign promises over the last few months. Screwing over foreign powers from the…

There is a perfect Pratchett quote for just about any situation. The world lost a treasure in him. His are the only books I can read innumerable times.