This is exactly the problem with reading level measures (which literacy, accessibility, and usability experts have been pointing out for years). Trump’s language is fucking nonsense: it’s nearly impossible to parse out any meaning from it. Still, Flesch-Kincaid puts it at a 7th-grade reading level. Just because…

As a pro-choice NC dweller, I feel it is my duty to sneeze upon the door handle of any car with these plates. My germs deserve a chance to live and thrive, dammit!

I’m gonna build an American race team and it’s going to be fantastic. Just fantastic, I tell you. I’ll put the fastest engine in the car and nobody will be able to compete. Nobody. I’ll tell the FIA to go to hell with their rules and build a huge wall around our development facility. Look at the Europeans, they make…

Now I’ve seen some pathetic shit going into my seventh decade on this planet, but this takes the cake. What few friends I have left call me a libtard because I don’t support that fetid lurching retard for prez. I was looking for one last reason to leave Nascar behind once and for all and I believe this will do it.…

Sometimes I feel like Anna’s beat for The Slot merits a GoFundMe for a spa day.

And Obama’s response to her? I die!

The conspiracy theory demographic is really the group of people on the internet who have both absolute skepticism in what they view as mass media, but also the most credulity toward something they view as speaking distinctly to themselves as individuals.

It doesn’t. Fucking. Matter. If he was “no angel”. Can you not follow your own philosophy back, from your statement, back to its inevitable conclusion? The man was still entitled to arrest, counsel, and a trial and/or medical intervention. That you seem to shrug and espouse a mentality of “human garbage got swept…

Cop here.

And that facemask, holy hell. If you can get ejected for a facemask, that’s a contender.

The only cunt I saw out there was #21 for the Broncos. That dude needs to tone down his inner-diva. Sweet Jesus.

Starred for new avatar name! :)

Have you tried just turning your cashews off and then on again?

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

I wish the soup people would come to my house with soup. And then leave.

All these weird cleansing things remind me how fasting/diet limits used to be a spiritual discipline and now they are to “purify the body.” People only feel sinful when eating a snickers. “Oh I’m being so bad!” It is so interesting. At least the cleanse people don’t knock on my door and try to convert me.

That’s the thing too with soup - there’s so much liquid that I’m only full for like 20 minutes. Then it’s back to the pot.

Souping is not a word, assholes. The first person to say souping to me gets punched in the face.

When I read the word “cleanse,” My response is more

When I read the word “cleanse” in a story;