I made this face at my husband the other night when he tripped over the lawnmower in the dark and busted up his face on the gravel driveway.

I don’t even get to the ad. If I click a story link to MSNBC, for instance, and it goes straight to video I click right out. I want to read my news.

I actually grabbed the steering wheel thinking that.

And that nail color...

Motion to bring the word schnook back into general usage...

I think I just pulled a muscle.

He is my favorite person to follow on Twitter primarily because I hear every tweet in his voice.

Oh yeah. They do.

Ant’ny.

A drum line marched in Raleigh on March 25th, and it was the first time my 11 year old daughter had seen one in person. I thought she was going to pop.

Don’t you dare come for collards.

I will always be at home watching Netflix instead of out so in that case it would simply be an invitation to come watch Netflix, too.

Who the hell takes off their shoes on an airplane? I haven’t flown since 2000, and that’s foul.

And here my daughter has always wondered why I let them watch Disney Junior but not The Disney Channel.

Butter. An entire stick. Massaged onto the bird before roasting.

I moved to NC from directly across the Walt Whitman 23 years ago, and now every time I go home I suck all of you into my web of genuine politeness and enthusiasm and leave all of you smiling.

She’s mine, too.

OOoouOOoouOOoouuuuch

I just need to take a moment to spazz out over my 11 year old. These fools don’t know what they’re up against.

It’s the second one.