Seriously. Every time I see this photo I think, “That poor kid.” He looks broken.

I seriously blinked and said out loud, “Since when?”

Starring for 80s hair bands.

I think that claiming peak whiteness doesn’t give us enough credit at all, because there’s always the next 15 minutes, 3 hours from now, tomorrow...

Those shrieking trolls were out en masse today, and when I got to the one who simply shrieked, “COMMUNISTS!!!!” I replied, “Bless your heart.”

I remember back when all of this shit went down the racist fucks were gleefully screeching that “the blacks” were thrilled by the verdict, and then a bunch of white people used that to double down on their racism, and I am pretty certain this was when I realized that I was done with people.

I said that out loud last night.

I almost threw my phone.

“... principal Andrew Jackson...”

This is painfully beautiful. Thank you.

Oh but wait. My husband, a long time ago, told me that Donald would be great as President. Because business.

The only way a human gets to vent into the void anymore is to go outside and holler.

They’re correct? Not like GPS?

It is incredibly common for introverts to have no idea how a word that is a large part of their written vocabulary is pronounced.

I just found your eyeballs here in NC. Damn, that was one hell of a roll.

I have to agree.

My daughter’s first exposure to Al that she remembers is as Cheese Sandwich on My Little Pony- FIM.

Nope. My 11 year old daughter listens to this cast recording or at least her favorite songs from it every single day. Due to it we have had excellent conversations about US History and she now owns Lies My Teacher Told Me and is reading it.

Ten dollars says she didn’t even know that until last week.

They make... Nuggets?