You can never give this young man, “a dad,” Rae, you rotten fuck.

I have never seen the end of that movie because even though he is so pretty he is so boring that I can’t imagine putting up with him for longer than one night.

Yeah she’s still afraid of ”authority.” I’m working on it.

My daughter is heading to middle school next year.

Insert That’s Not How Any of this Works .gif.

This tiny.

I just laughed so loud that my son yelled at me.

At least you aim.

I laughed out loud when The Hill or some other posted about this this morning, but your piece just had me on the floor

“Edgar suit...”

I think it has been over a year since I directly appreciated you, so-

I should hope so.

*waving from North Carolina*

I hate everyone today. Like- people have to prove why I should not.

My question is-

And the sound of the ball hitting the pins just echoed in my head.

My stomach started knotting as soon as I started reading.

I just gagged.