Barron was born in 2006, and he’s stated that once a woman gives birth he finds them unfuckable, and now I have to go gargle with salt or something because I feel like puking.

Did people really think he was making a joke?

But wait. My mom is elderly and ill. So we moved her here 3 years ago. I get Guilt everyday again! I love her, but she’s going to kill me.

I moved over 400 miles away.

“(Aside: I live for the fact that James appropriated #LiveLaughLove for this. I always thought that hashtag was the providence of the white sisterhood of the traveling Lululemon pants, and I am all here for James’ gentrification of it, especially in this context. Carry on.)“

Every single damn wedding in my family ended with a fistfight, so when I got married I didn’t invite my family and basically eloped.

Started reading it this morning and got halfway through a family-sized bag of M&Ms already.

“How is it again that you didn’t grow up in Argentina?”

Starred for the pica reference.

I think Harry’s friendship with the Obamas has been very beneficial in showing him how it’s done.

My 11 year old daughter and I just sat here and oooohed and aaaahhhed. We love her. And her dorkiness.

Naturally it’s worse. However, the culture of reducing women to bodies that can be handled at whim is one of the pins holding up the entire structure of harassment and rape in general. It’s all about power. All of it. When Damon gets reductive it helps nothing. It also sounds like he’s making excuses for the behavior.…

This thirsty fucking moron.

I have these by Ukala, because I frickin hate cold feet, and I don’t give a crap if I look like I’m about to hunt caribou.

I was briefly impressed that he can use the word, “conflated,” in a sentence.

I read that as Beetlejuice champion, and my mind went wild.

I still think he’s just used to a sippy cup.

I had to sit and explain toy riots to my 11 year old last night. Her response was, “Well that’s stupid.”

Frickin’ twunt.

Adding wtf is that mayonnaise-noodle soup the grocery store calls macaroni salad?