I make awesome potato salad because wet, gloppy, overly mayonnaised salad makes me gag. There should only ever be enough mayo to hold a salad together.

I did in fact tear up.

I’m sorry. I know you had a lot to say but there’s a living (for now) Snart here, and he’s found love.

Black Thanks to the 12-15-year-old nieces and nephews who scowl because they have kitchen duty. They will be in there all night laughing, joking, not knowing they are becoming someone’s favorite cousin.

Gravy is life.

I make mashed potatoes because they are expected, and they make a fine vehicle for gravy, but The Artist Previously Known as Stuffing and is Now Baked in a Pan also holds gravy very well, and it has sausage in it.

See Translation.

Starring for cuntpickle. Stealing it, too.

I follow him on FB, and almost every time one of his posts comes up FB asks me to click to see translation.

Over ramen.

I was all, “Oh that’s mean!” and then you tapdanced off stage and I laughed so hard neighborhood dogs started barking.

Thank you!!

Link please?

6-packs of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

I’m just going to keep starring this reply from you as long as they keep making that ridiculous claim.

This cannot possibly be good for a person systemically. This has got to start disrupting health.

I wasn’t implying they supported the cause.

And those approximately 360,000 didn’t die “trying to stop slavery.” They died trying to preserve the Union.

White people are evil.

This woman looks EXACTLY like that Jan person who was bitching about the traffic reporter’s dress- and it’s freaking me out.