My husband walked out.

Our daughter got out of bed and came to watch for a bit, and I said, “Don’t watch him. Watch her.” She was stunned that she was taking notes. Then I pointed out the moment Hillary rubbed her face with her finger, and I said, “Watch. She’s going to slam him.”

This is a new joke to me, and I laughed.

Bought a box of wine and didn’t drink nearly enough of it.

Oh my gawd.

As soon as this damn thing started I turned to me husband and said, “Was he snorting lines before going out there?”

I want to force all of my friends to create Kinja accounts so they can come and star this.

As a person who lives in a rural area it BLOWS MY MIND when the white people around here complain that “illegals” are taking their jobs.

The first time I said, “Bless his heart,” and said it in a wry, smiling way, and not the couched insult way I shook myself.

I’m so damn sorry you’ve had to live with this.

Nah. My husband is a real badass. He gets things done, helps people, is quiet about it, and is the person people go to when they need help but also need someone to show them how to do it themselves. He’s strong, courageous, and aware of his own faults.

I did the snort-sob thing. Then the tears just started.

This was one of the first news stories that made me actually throw up.

I got Cat Scratch Fever once.

I just snorted and spit saliva.

And we had JESSE! Can you believe this shit?

2nd amendment only apply to white people?

Oh FFS.