Absolutely. When I saw the photo I thought- “Why do his genes always win? They’re not even “good” ones.”

I can’t imagine how it felt to be him right that second, thinking, “Fuck. I’m next.”

The rage I am feeling right now.

I was going to say, “Wipe a booger on him,” so now I’ll go ahead and do that.

just because it’s new to you doesn’t mean it’s new for everyone.

Also he’s about to do this.

I live in a rural county in NC. It’s becoming a bedroom community for RTP over the last 5 years. I have Hillary stickers on the back of my car. Two of them. I have a Roy Cooper sticker as well. Every election year the day after the election I remove the stickers. But they’re there right now.

I don’t believe Roy Cooper is the type of person to rub his hands together with glee watching this idiot sink himself, so I’ll do it for him.

I want it. I love that color.

I almost screeched, “Don’t EVER do this again!” at you, and then you posted this, and I actually cried laughing.

I love our ACE, because I’m always treated well there, but I will NEVER forget when they posted a sign on the door in 2012- the day after the Election- that said, “We have Ammo.” Opportunistic wankers.

“I hear the voice of the bear...”

Every time this gif comes along I start involuntarily bopping side to side  along with it.

Roy has been an excellent AG, and I’ll miss him there, but yes. yes yes yes.

The station on the way to my daughter’s school was out of gas yesterday. They got a delivery this morning. I called a friend who had less than a quarter tank and told her to get over there. She did. When I drove to get my daughter this afternoon the station was out of gas again.

Fellow NC here who has signed up to drive fellow Democrats to the polls in November.

I needed that laugh.

As a Gen-Xer with two kids 10 and under I want to drive up there and give her the same face I give my kids when they act like assholes to each other, and then do the Jason Voorhees walk toward her until she finally runs.