The Dipshit Shuffle is how they dance after 2 cases of Natty Light.

All of the patriotisms don’t exist unless they are THEIR kind of patriotisms. Which are mutable.

That’s what kills me. Everyone else stayed glued to the TV looking for survivors. Everyone else was desperate for good news out of the awful.

What the Gobstopper Fuck?

We should do this next year. I do freebie FF, not for money, though. No monies to play with.

Man- that pocket square. Sitting here with my coffee, and I said, “Holy crap she wears a pocket square. I love her.”

I should have scrolled down first. :)

Retail workers everywhere laughed and laughed. As did nurses, doctors, teachers...

I have had giant- nay- ENORMOUSLY MONSTROUS GODZILLA amounts of ragweed pollen tickling my throat for weeks now. My coughing fits come out of nowhere. They worry people. I hold up a finger in a, “Wait- gimme a minute,” deal. Then I go get water.

Is there a Jezebel FF league that no one talks about? Not that you’re part of it, but my FF league died, and I’m sad.

Hey-

We use ours on the parasitic vines so they don’t kill the trees. Those vines get thick, and they fasten right up against/into the bark so you can’t use clippers on them.

Bet I can outrun her.

This is really good information to have. I’ve been terrified of them since a trip to the circus when I was tiny, and one wouldn’t leave me alone.

We have a machete. It’s for the woods behind our house. Where no clowns have appeared yet.

Yeah when this all started I thought- “He or they are going to end up shot.”

Also- in the spirit of this week-

Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, for his part

Congrats!!!