Starred for not missing being a kid.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????????

I live in tobacco country (Literally. There are multiple tobacco farms within a mile or two in all directions from our house), and I often wonder how many of these people who want this “Wall” are smokers, and how fond they’d be of quitting once there were no laborers picking the leaves. Or how happy they’d be about…

When Moral Mondays first kicked off here in NC there were foaming idiots in the comments on every story, wanking about these lazy people who had time to go protest, and if they had time to go protest they had time to look for a job (most people had jobs or were retired). It was hilarious. It always shows up over the…

That’s always my favorite part of a FB post from a news agency covering a protest.

All of my geek shirts are adult male, XL, because the designs are cooler and in my 40s I want to be comfortable. I cannot stand having the back of a shirt ride up when I bend over. Those fitted things ride right up.

As the parent of a daughter and a son I am so sick of this crap.

Blue Ivy- “I need to use the potty.”

This is it, exactly.

Thank you.

You need way more stars.

He’d offer the dragon cubic zirconias and be destroyed immediately.

My brain processed that as, “polar boars,” and I decided immediately that they should be a thing that exists. EDIT- Close enough.

This is all I can think of-

You take that back right now.

No.

I clicked on the Gizmodo article first.

I just checked the demographics from the 2010 census for my rural county, and this county was 32.8 percent “Black or African American.”

They look like the most brain-damaged Dwarf ever got into the Mithril stash and the pipe-weed stash at the same time.

So it seems all of the Gawker assholes are coming here now?